I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She said her name was "party"
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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