so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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