He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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