You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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