Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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