I love having hate sex.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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