one might say we're banned from that church
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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