What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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