he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I need water and some morals
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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