i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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