Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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