If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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