Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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