I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My ass is underappreciated
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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