My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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