I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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