The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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