Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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