I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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