That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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