Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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