I hate your face
Please, let me fuck your mom
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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