it was like eating out sand paper
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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