I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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