i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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