Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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