i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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