his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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