so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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