JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just forgot I was standing up.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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