love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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