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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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