I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
