So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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