So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
wat bout pragnant strippers??
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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