I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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