You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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