I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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