i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Randomize
