scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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