my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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