I'm jealous of your bromance
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
love makes seman taste better
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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