i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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