We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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