Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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