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Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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