"it" just moved
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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