I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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