No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think your dad took our porno
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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