doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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