uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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