The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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