You surviving the open bar?
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Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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