I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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