its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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