garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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