my mouth tastes like poor choices
Jerry, you need to find god
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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