How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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