Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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